"Sometime I'd like to pet a tiger-in-law."
"Do elephants laugh when it's time to go night-night?"
Me: "I don't know. What do you think?"
"Yes! They do if their mommy talks about poop."
"When I was a little baby, I used to hold you and you were so cute!"
"Mommy - there is an owie poking out of my knee."
"Mommy! Daddy took his beard off."
Me: "How did Daddy do that?"
"He grinded it in the sink."
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