Isaiah-isms

In the morning, choosing his underwear - "I'm going to choose these undies because they're cheap."

Sitting on the potty - "I'm going to do peepee and then poopies so my poopies will float."

Mixing paints into a brownish mess - "I've made a new color! I'm going to call it 'british'."

"Sometime soon, I will go get my hair cut at the harbor shop."

While passing a woman who was definitely not pregnant and speaking way too loudly - "Mommy, does that lady have a baby in her tummy?"

My personal favorite: "Maybe someday I will get married. Can I marry you, Mom?"